Chewing like this guy, you'll always notice the difference, not to mention avoiding a holiday Heimlich marathon.
Knitting artist and rescue enthusiast Katie Bradley of Vancouver, Washington has made over 800 delightful tortoise cozies, such as the helpful reminder above.
On this Thanksgiving, all of us at Crime HQ are grateful for you, even if you are prone to the most sinister thoughts.
H/T: Telegraph.