Hmmmm, thieves hiding stolen jewels in face cream? Where have we heard this before? A member of the thus-named 'Pink Panther' gang—not slinky and mischievous felines after all, but a real-live crew of paramilitary crooks from the former Yugoslavia—recently emulated his namesake in another way: a bold escape from his Swiss prison in Lausanne that “'lasted less than five minutes,' police said.” Read more about it at The Telegraph.