There are the crimes you can get away with and those you cannot. And then there are the ones that you can't even imagine pulling off, no matter how great your imagination is.
One of those crimes is the theft of a train if you have no experience actually driving one. Such did not occur to a young cleaning lady in Sweden, however, who managed to start up an empty train and drive it through a line barrier, only to derail it and smash headlong into a home in Saltsjoebaden.
Hat tip: RT News