If the, um, Big Day is past, why does this squash still look so hungry for treats? Perhaps he isn’t really evil. Maybe he was just carved that way.
Still, if deep down, he’s okay, why don’t other pumpkins from artist Ray Villafane’s incredible gallery look more thankful for his company?
Once you reach November, the only way to subdue murderous squash, we’ve heard, is with high temperatures and lots of butter. Good luck, cranky pumpkin!