He’s Always in the Final Place You Look

By Crime HQ

September 27, 2012

Yes, that final victory over your nemesis can feel hollow.

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Ice Cream Man Attacks Rival with a Shovel for Encroaching on His Territory

Bah Gawd! That’s Mr. Tastee’s music! And he’s got a shovel!! According to The Independent, a cold-blooded assault took place in Middlesex, UK, when an ice cream man assaulted a rival with a shovel for encroaching on “his” territory. Always “The Entertainer,” Qelik Shiha, 33, knew that if you want to be the man, you’ve…

Condiment Crazy: Man Yells “I’ll Go to (Expletive) Jail Over Some Barbecue Sauce!” and Does

By Adam Wagner

February 2, 2018

What’s better: Waffle House or prison food? Depends. Does Waffle House have any BBQ sauce? This hard-hitting question led Willie Edward Drake, 43, to favor three hots and a cot over the infamous awful waffle. According to WSB-TV Atlanta, Drake entered a Waffle House off I-75 near Macon, Georgia, early one Tuesday and sat down…

Woman Sneaks onto International Flight … Again

By Adam Wagner

January 26, 2018

Marilyn Hartman used to think that she could not go on. Just idly going about life like it was nothing but an awful song. But some people are just meant for traveling—like it was the meaning of true love. So she reached out to the open sky and its everlasting arms. The 66-year-old Grayslake woman…

Man Attempts to Pay for Drink at Domino’s Pizza with Marijuana

By Adam Wagner

January 19, 2018

What is money, exactly? Back in the day, before coins and cash and credit cards, we used to exchange goods and services based on perceived value. A bucket of corn for a day’s work. Two potatoes for a head of lettuce. A dime-bag of marijuana for a drink? According to Omaha World-Herald, a 24-year-old man…