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TeddyP
August 26 2016

Nun Robbed at Knifepoint

We have, yet again, hit a low within the perpderpiverse this week. You might want to shield your grandmother from this one. Two women were arrested this week after they allegedly robbed a nun of...
TeddyP
August 20 2016

Sausage Strife, Creepy Letters Lawsuit, Arrest Over Stale Doughnuts, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (08/13/16 - 08/20/16): Dad accused of raping daughter saved by mention of ‘Fifty...
TeddyP
August 19 2016

Woman Butt Dials Her Way into Jail

A woman from Washington is behind bars thanks to her butt...that accidentally dialed 911 without her realizing it. You must be thinking: Why would dialing the police, even by mistake, land...
TeddyP
August 13 2016

Stolen Snuggle Mobile, Plane Chaser, Cops Kill Groundhog, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (08/06/16 - 08/13/16): Portland woman says someone stole her 'Snuggle Mobile'...
TeddyP
August 12 2016

Man Sets Himself on Fire While Attempting to Commit Arson

A perp derp was caught on surveillance video doing the Harlem Shake after igniting himself while trying to set a local hair salon on fire. According to ABC, Kentucky police released the video...
TeddyP
August 6 2016

Dogs Crashes Car, Woman Tries to Get Back to Jail, 90-Year-Old Charged with Soliciting a Prostitute, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (07/30/16 - 08/06/16): 90-year-old charged after reporting theft from alleged prostitute...
TeddyP
August 5 2016

Pokèmon Playing Parents Leave Toddler Home Alone

Not many Perp Derps make me angry when I write this column. I normally either shake my head or chuckle. However, these parents just broke that streak. I will explain why… A few days...
TeddyP
July 30 2016

Greatest Crime Alias, Toy Assaults Woman, Coke Found on Plane, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (07/23/16 - 07/30/16): Woman claims 'urinating' toy sexually assaulted her...
TeddyP
July 29 2016

Man Fakes Kidnapping to Extort Money from His Mother

A man with a bag over his head and his hands tied behind his back fell out of a moving car and slammed onto the interstate pavement. A barrage of 911 calls poured in from witnesses, and shortly...
TeddyP
July 23 2016

Tractor Smash, Pokemon Go Lures Fugitives, Drunken Passenger, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (07/16/16 - 07/23/16): Florida man steals boat from dentist who killed Cecil the lion Man...
TeddyP
July 22 2016

Man Uses Brain to Get High Like a Zombie

Be prepared for this one. Joshua Long, 26, of Pennsylvania has found himself on the sticky side of the law during his journey to reach the ultimate “zombie high.” Let me explain... According...
TeddyP
July 16 2016

1 in a Billion Shot, Knitting Punishment, 8 Year-old Girl Kung Fu, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (07/09/16 - 07/16/16): Woman busted in Jersey City after skipping over 500 tolls Suspect...
TeddyP
July 15 2016

Robber Runs into Cop Car After Trying to Rob Bank

This week’s perp derp is an unlucky fella who should have stayed home instead of trying to rob a bank in Long Island, NY on Saturday. Here is how suspect Prince Conteh’s day unfolded:...
TeddyP
July 9 2016

Loud Sex, Pizza Roll Battle, Mannequin Loving, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (07/02/16 - 07/09/16): Husband cut off lawyer's penis with secateurs over affair...
TeddyP
July 2 2016

Kinky Sex Game Mishap, Batman and Robin Save Surfer, Murder Trial Parrot, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (06/25/16 - 07/02/16): Man shoves bag of poop down woman’s shorts in street...
TeddyP
July 1 2016

Man Arrested for Scanning Genitalia at Checkout

Earlier this month, we reported that a man was arrested for defecating on a checkout scanner. Now we have this guy—who was arrested for allegedly placing his junk on a checkout scanner. June...
TeddyP
June 11 2016

Monkey Steals Cash, Serial Cemetery Flasher, American Flag Gets Revenge, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (06/04/16 - 06/11/16): Monkey Steals Cash from Register at Jewelry Store ...
TeddyP
May 28 2016

Police vs. Firefighters, Satanic Temple Bans, TV Reporter Defecates on Lawn, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting true crime related stories from the past week (05/21/16 - 05/28/16): Man Used Front-Loader to Break Into Liquor Store Spanish woman may...
TeddyP
May 27 2016

Woman Punches Border Agent’s Horse

What is worse than smuggling drugs across the border? Hitting a border patrol’s horse in the face! That is exactly what happened when a woman was arrested for trafficking drugs over the Mexico...
TeddyP
May 21 2016

Stormtrooper Arrested, Kindergartner Suspended for Bubble Gun, Kids Rob Bank, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting true crime related stories from the past week (05/14/16 - 05/21/16): Robbers Holds up Carwash with an Emtpy Bag of Chips Man Arrested After...
TeddyP
May 14 2016

Selfie Destruction, Ambulance Thief, Bathroom Bandit, Dead Man is Alive, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting true crime related stories from the past week (05/07/16 - 05/14/16): Vehicle Revenge Goes Wrong 126-Year-Old Statue Destroyed by Man Taking...
TeddyP
May 13 2016

Vehicle Revenge Goes Wrong

They say revenge is sweet. But what about revenge that goes wrong? Would that make it: revenge is sour? Anyway...New Jersey police say a man seeking revenge against the dude dating his ex-girl...
TeddyP
May 7 2016

Man Sues God, Loud Sex Terror, Accidental Groin Shot, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting true crime related stories from the past week (05/01/16 - 05/07/16): 12-Year-Old Steals School Bus, Rides around Streets Zip-lining teen...
TeddyP
April 23 2016

Bacon Thief From the Future, High-Speed Food Fight, Bulldozers Battle, and More: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting true crime related stories from the past week (04/16/16 - 04/23/16): Shop owner accused of giving meth as bonus pay   Man Arrested After...
TeddyP
April 16 2016

Peeping Tom Drone, Real-Life Hamburglar, Misuse of Flatulence Spray, and More: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting true crime related stories from the past week (04/09/16 - 04/16/16): Man Turns Himself in on Charge of Stealing TV in 1989   Prank tricks...
CrimeHQ
April 9 2016

Defecation on Lawn Stabbing, Motel Owner Peeping on Sex, Chase Ends with Selfies, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting true crime related stories from the past week (04/02/16 - 04/09/16): Defecation on Lawn Leads to Double Stabbing Candy Theft Could Mean King-Size...
CrimeHQ
April 2 2016

1,400 Bags of Heroin Hidden Inside Rectum, First-Grader Poison Plot, 13 Dead Chickens, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting true crime related stories from the past week (03/26/16 - 04/02/16): Police allegedly find over 1,400 bags of heroin hidden inside man’s body   Hubby...
TeddyP
April 1 2016

Family Dog Brings Home Large Bag of Weed

A dog from Mississippi fetched something more than a normal bone or stick—he fetched a very large bag of marijuana. And I am not talking about Snoop Dogg. According to The Blaze, the...
CrimeHQ
March 26 2016

Easter Bunny Fight, Waldo Arrested, Sextortion, and More: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting crime related stories from the past week (03/19/16 - 03/26/16): Mall Easter Bunny, Father Scuffle After Child Slips   Man steals BMW...
TeddyP
March 25 2016

Man Arrested for 14-Year-Old VHS Rental

Anyone remember the movie Freddy Got Fingered with Tom Green? Apparently a North Carolina man forgot about this movie, too. That is, until cops went to arrest him for neglecting to return a 14-year-old...