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TeddyP
November 19 2016

Pooper Scooper Fraud, Ninja Burglar, Gumball Bandit, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (11/12/16 - 11/19/16): Pooper Scooper Owner Pleads Guilty Over Fake Federal Badge Wife...
TeddyP
November 18 2016

Man Guzzles Body Spray to Avoid DUI (and Fails)

A man who was pulled over for drinking while driving sprayed AXE body spray in his mouth in an effort to conceal the smell of booze on his breath. According to KPTV, police say that Patrick...
TeddyP
November 5 2016

Candy Thief is Sorry, Hiding Pot in Butt, Feel-good Heroin, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (10/29/16 - 11/05/16): Traffic stop leads to discovery of 20 pigs in back of SUV Candy...
TeddyP
October 29 2016

200 Pumpkins Stolen, Hairstylist Pepper Spray, Mistook Krispy Kreme for Meth, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (10/22/16 - 10/29/16): Nearly 200 Pumpkins Stolen from New Jersey Farm Stand Hairstylist...
TeddyP
October 22 2016

Hitchhiking Suspect, First Date Thief, Judge Fights, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (10/15/16 - 10/22/16): Carjackers leave man's car behind after discovering it...
TeddyP
October 14 2016

Cop Caught Masturbating in Cruiser

I normally highlight bad guys who do stupid or strange acts of crime. But this week, I am turning the tables a bit. A police officer from Pennsylvania is accused of masturbating in his patrol car. Two...
TeddyP
October 1 2016

Arrested Twice in One Day, Fake Cop Lures Women, Human Intestines in Luggage, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (09/24/16 - 10/01/16): Police arrest woman for OVI twice in 6 hours Florida...
TeddyP
September 30 2016

Police Help Man Find Briefcase Full of Cocaine

We have another brilliant criminal for you this week. A man found himself sitting in jail after he asked police if anyone had seen his missing briefcase. Not a big deal, right? Well, it is if the...
TeddyP
September 24 2016

Butt Smuggling Gold, Snake Stuffer, Sex Refusal Stabbing, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (09/17/16 - 09/24/16): Woman charged with stabbing man who refused sex with her Man...
TeddyP
September 23 2016

Burglar Steals Fake Money from Toy Cash Register

A man was caught on security camera cleaning out a cash register of all its money at a YMCA. But here’s the thing: it turns out the cash register was actually a children’s toy filled...
TeddyP
September 17 2016

Urinating Heroin Coverup, Teen Hits Camel, Teen “Doctor” Arrested Again, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (09/10/16 - 09/17/16): Woman arrested for stealing a D.C. police officer’s french...
TeddyP
September 16 2016

Woman Calls in Bomb Threat to Thwart Drug Test

A Florida woman is facing a felony charge after calling in a bomb threat earlier this week. Genuine terrorist threat? Nope: an attempt to keep her boyfriend from needing to take a drug test. Brilliant...
TeddyP
September 3 2016

Bad Apple Culprit, Tree Sap Hate, Olympic Medal in Trash, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (08/27/16 - 09/03/16): Canadian women Instagram elaborate trip before Australia drug...
TeddyP
September 2 2016

Man Breaks Into Barn to Have Sex with Horse

If you are 21 years old and facing the end of the summer, you might find yourself going to the beach or perhaps a house party. Right? Well, for Travis Wagner of Pennsylvania, he wanted to celebrate...
TeddyP
August 27 2016

Batman the Beer Thief, Man Bites Off Finger, Realtor Sex, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (08/20/16 - 08/27/16): Realtor caught having sex in house she sold, owners file trespassing...
TeddyP
August 26 2016

Nun Robbed at Knifepoint

We have, yet again, hit a low within the perpderpiverse this week. You might want to shield your grandmother from this one. Two women were arrested this week after they allegedly robbed a nun of...
TeddyP
August 20 2016

Sausage Strife, Creepy Letters Lawsuit, Arrest Over Stale Doughnuts, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (08/13/16 - 08/20/16): Dad accused of raping daughter saved by mention of ‘Fifty...
TeddyP
August 19 2016

Woman Butt Dials Her Way into Jail

A woman from Washington is behind bars thanks to her butt...that accidentally dialed 911 without her realizing it. You must be thinking: Why would dialing the police, even by mistake, land...
TeddyP
August 13 2016

Stolen Snuggle Mobile, Plane Chaser, Cops Kill Groundhog, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (08/06/16 - 08/13/16): Portland woman says someone stole her 'Snuggle Mobile'...
TeddyP
August 12 2016

Man Sets Himself on Fire While Attempting to Commit Arson

A perp derp was caught on surveillance video doing the Harlem Shake after igniting himself while trying to set a local hair salon on fire. According to ABC, Kentucky police released the video...
TeddyP
August 6 2016

Dogs Crashes Car, Woman Tries to Get Back to Jail, 90-Year-Old Charged with Soliciting a Prostitute, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (07/30/16 - 08/06/16): 90-year-old charged after reporting theft from alleged prostitute...
TeddyP
August 5 2016

Pokèmon Playing Parents Leave Toddler Home Alone

Not many Perp Derps make me angry when I write this column. I normally either shake my head or chuckle. However, these parents just broke that streak. I will explain why… A few days...
TeddyP
July 30 2016

Greatest Crime Alias, Toy Assaults Woman, Coke Found on Plane, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (07/23/16 - 07/30/16): Woman claims 'urinating' toy sexually assaulted her...
TeddyP
July 29 2016

Man Fakes Kidnapping to Extort Money from His Mother

A man with a bag over his head and his hands tied behind his back fell out of a moving car and slammed onto the interstate pavement. A barrage of 911 calls poured in from witnesses, and shortly...
TeddyP
July 23 2016

Tractor Smash, Pokemon Go Lures Fugitives, Drunken Passenger, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (07/16/16 - 07/23/16): Florida man steals boat from dentist who killed Cecil the lion Man...
TeddyP
July 22 2016

Man Uses Brain to Get High Like a Zombie

Be prepared for this one. Joshua Long, 26, of Pennsylvania has found himself on the sticky side of the law during his journey to reach the ultimate “zombie high.” Let me explain... According...
TeddyP
July 16 2016

1 in a Billion Shot, Knitting Punishment, 8 Year-old Girl Kung Fu, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (07/09/16 - 07/16/16): Woman busted in Jersey City after skipping over 500 tolls Suspect...
TeddyP
July 15 2016

Robber Runs into Cop Car After Trying to Rob Bank

This week’s perp derp is an unlucky fella who should have stayed home instead of trying to rob a bank in Long Island, NY on Saturday. Here is how suspect Prince Conteh’s day unfolded:...
TeddyP
July 9 2016

Loud Sex, Pizza Roll Battle, Mannequin Loving, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (07/02/16 - 07/09/16): Husband cut off lawyer's penis with secateurs over affair...
TeddyP
July 2 2016

Kinky Sex Game Mishap, Batman and Robin Save Surfer, Murder Trial Parrot, and more: The Bullet List

These are some of the more interesting, weird, and crazy true crime related stories from the past week (06/25/16 - 07/02/16): Man shoves bag of poop down woman’s shorts in street...