You know what I found myself wondering yesterday? “Why can't I find a nice, creepy, John Wayne Gacy-esq clown themed horror clip?” Well, ask and you shall receive. Nothing says “I'm going to kill you dead” quite like a creepily mumbling man dressed as a very sloppy clown. Enjoy!
And be sure and stick around for the credits to listen to perhaps the creepist version of the Birthday Song that you will never be able to un-hear.