Woman Accused of Butt-Licking Bribery

This is by far one of the weirdest bribes that police have ever been offered. Sadly for Diane Thomas of Monroe, Louisiana, the arresting officer declined her invitation to have his butt licked.

The suspect was held over domestic abuse charges after allegations that she punched her boyfriend and scratched his face.

She pleaded with officers to let her go because she has a good job, reports The Smoking Gun.

Then the woman told the policeman: “If you won’t take me to jail I will get on my knees right now. Officer, I will even lick your butt hole.”

Yup, she now faces a bribery charge as well.