Woman Assaults Neighbor with Poop

A Boca Raton, Florida woman landed herself in a stinky situation after being arrested for smearing dog poop on her neighbor’s face, according to The Huffington Post.

Amy Goldberg, 57, confronted her neighbor about her dog pooping on her lawn all the time. Allegedly Goldberg asked for the dog to stop using her lawn as a restroom, and when it didn’t, that is when the poop hit the fan — I mean, the face.

Goldberg now stands accused of smearing dog poop in her neighbors face, on her arms, and her clothes. She has been charged with battery on a person 65-years or older.