Coast Guard Responds As Lake Michigan Zombies Surface

Winds above 70 mph ripped through the city [Chicago] on Halloween, causing 21-foot waves in some parts of the lakeshore. The Zombie Containment, a floating haunted house docked outside Navy Pier, was among the casualties of the rough weather…

Via Huffington Post. The weather sunk hundreds of thousands of dollars of props and revenants, which later emerged from the cold deeps of the Great Lake as hazardous debris. From Q13Fox:

After they pulled the zombie onto the boat, the [Coast Guard] crew did what they would normally do in a “man overboard” incident, which includes CPR, but they made light of the situation as the man overboard was in this case just a mannequin.”