Reading is Fundamentally… Dangerous.

Successful Family Relationships by Jeff CarterVia the Washington Post,

“An Arlington teenager attacked his mother over the weekend because she refused to let him use her Kindle, according to police. The Ballston 16-year-old assaulted his mother and hit her with a frying pan about 11 a.m. Saturday morning, police said. He has been charged with malicious wounding and destruction of property.”

If he's so eager to read an e-book that he'd try to bean his mom, maybe he needs to try a title like this one. Then again, looking at the kids on this cover… never mind.

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