I think we can all agree that the crucial plot points of most horror movies is dependent upon some shaky logic at best. I mean there are characters out there that have to be PRETTY dumb to do what they do in the face of the supernatural/psycho hillbilly/pissed off monster fish. So what would happen if there was a horror movie in which everyone made the RIGHT decision? Well, the results would be a pretty dull horror movie, however, it makes for a pretty funny fake trailer. Watch as people stay away from the creepy cabin, marvel as law enforcement officials listen to scientists and wait for back-up, awe at the triumph of children and common sense. It's a satisfying look at what sensible people should do when faced with horror staples, and it is wonderful.