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Jan 16 2013 10:30am

Fresh Meat: Death, Taxes, and Peach Sangria by Diane Kelly

Death, Taxes, and Peach Sangria by Diane Kelly is the 4th book in the humorous mystery series featuring U.S. Treasury Department Special Agent Tara Holloway (available January 29, 2013).

“Men,” I said, shaking my head. “You can’t live with ’em, and you can’t shoot ’em.”

“You’ve shot men plenty of times,” Alicia said.

“I’ve shot at them many times,” I corrected, “but I only actually put bullets in three of them.” I took the left nut off the first and got the other two in the leg. But don’t worry. They totally deserved it.

Meet Tara Holloway: Annie Oakley of the IRS.

That’s right—I said IRS.

Now, I know what you’re thinking—I say “IRS employee” and you picture a pencil-pushing math nerd. Somebody who sits behind a desk all day poring over tax returns and trying to wring blood from a stone—the blood in this scenario being money, and the stone being you.

But you’ve got the wrong idea about Tara Holloway.

Tara, you see, is a badge-carrying, sharp-shooting Special Agent with the Criminal Investigations Division of the U.S. Treasury Department. She’s like Emma Peel without the rich industrialist father. (Also, without the part where she’s British. And probably without the part where she knows how to fence, too. BUT STILL.)

Sure, her love life is a thorny mess:

I grabbed his hand back and held it to my cheek this time. “Please don’t be mad. I’m crazy about you, Nick. You know that.”

He gave a grunt of displeasure, but when he eyed my face his frown melted. “I’ll never understand how you can be so tough at your job and such a chickenshit about your personal life.”

If he hadn’t nailed me so perfectly, I might’ve been angry again. “Guns are much easier to handle than men,” I said, shrugging. “They don’t go off unexpectedly, I can control them, and they’re easier to clean.”

She doesn’t often bite her tongue:

As I slid into the seat, Trish said, “No need, Tara. We’ve got what we need already. Besides,” she scrunched her nose as she eyed my suit again, “cheap fabrics don’t film well.”

I stood, doing my best to remain calm. “You’re right, Trish,” I said. “Cheap things look awful on camera.” I punctuated my words with a pointed look and a snide smile before raising my head high and walking out.

Her dirty laundry pile is the size of a small ski hill:

When I climbed out of bed, Christina shrieked. I turned to find her eyeing the gap where the back of my gown hung open. “You’ve been wearing those underwear for almost a week?”

I rolled my eyes. “No. I just put them on this morning.”

She gestured at my ass. “But they say Thursday.”

“Yeah, and my high-school yearbook says I plan to marry Keith Urban.” I rolled my eyes. “Don’t believe everything you read.”

And she consumes an alarming amount of fruity wine. But when the circumstances of Death, Taxes, and Peach Sangria by Diane Kelly find Tara tasked with tracking down those responsible for helping terrorists send money overseas to fund bombings and other unspeakable acts of violence, you’d best believe she gets the job done. Because you see, Tara Holloway always gets her man—even if she’s occasionally forced to rely on somewhat unconventional methods in order to do so:

I gave him a big smile as I aimed my gun at him. “Howdy!” I hollered over the approaching siren.

He threw an ineffective swing at me with his right hand, managing only to get his body turned cockeyed in the seat.

“Sit still,” I ordered.

He didn’t obey. Instead, he righted himself and jerked his head around, desperately seeking his semiautomatic.

“If you reach for your gun,” I warned him, taking a step closer, “I’ll shoot you.”

He ignored me again, apparently spotting his gun and reaching down to the floorboard with his free hand.

At this point, I had a couple of options. One, I could do as promised and shoot the guy, fill out yet another firearm discharge report, and face yet another internal inquiry. Or two, I could figure out another way to keep the guy from reaching his gun.

I went for option two. I’m nothing if not resourceful.

With his left arm cuffed to the luggage rack, the man’s armpit was exposed. I reached out and tickled him. He shrieked, twisted in his seat, and slapped my fingers away. The instant he reached down for his weapon again, I tickled him a second time. He shrieked and slapped again. Say what you will about this rudimentary method, but tickle torture was an effective technique and far less controversial than waterboarding. Maybe they should add the tickle torture technique to the special agent manual.

And honestly, her unconventionality is a big part of what makes her such an endearing heroine. They broke the mold when they made Tara Holloway. She’s a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in an I’m-with-Stupid t-shirt—a bad-ass, gun-toting, name-taking IRS agent who never seems to lose her goofy sense of humor, and above all, never stops being a woman:

An hour later, I was sprawled out on my sofa, the man who had planned to end my life was on his way to jail, and the man who made my life worth living was on the phone, congratulating me on a job well done.

“You’re quite a woman, Tara Holloway,” Nick said. “Are you sure you don’t have a big pair of balls hidden somewhere?”

“Quite sure,” I replied. “Just a pair of steel-plated ovaries.”


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Katrina Niidas Holm loves mysteries. She lives in Maine with her husband, fabulously talented pulp writer Chris F. Holm, and a noisy, noisy cat. She writes reviews for The Season E-Zine and The Maine Suspect, and you can find her on Twitter.

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56 comments
Dorothy Hayes
1. DorothyHayes
"Death, Taxes, and Peach Sangria," the title alone, promises fun and from your review, Diane Kelly delivers. Also, I'm a strong proponent of the tickle (mildy) torture treatment to replace water boarding for it is far less "controvercial," as Kelly suggested. What a delightful book!


Murder at the P&Z by Dorothy H. Hayes will be published in April.
Katrina Niidas Holm
2. niidasholm
Thanks, Dorothy! It's a great series -- one I highly recommend.
Anne Joyce
3. ajoyim
Bartender, make mine a Peach Sangria!
Jena Briars
4. CutMyTeethOnKleypas
(Saw this from over at Heroes & Heartbreakers.) Excellent review! I can't wait for this one to come out... and yeah, I suddenly have a hankering for Peach Sangria too!
Jeffrey Tretin
5. jtretin
Sounds great - a lot of fun. Thank you for the review.
Anne Muller
6. anne38
I've read the first 3 books in the series so far. Thumbs up!
Ann Powers
7. 1957grad
I never heard of the author before but I will be checking out her books. The excerpt from the book made my day. I laughed...a lot. Thanks for highlighting this book
Johanna Bouchard
8. JMB89
Never heard of Diane Kelly, but it sounds like a great read! :)
Sue Farrell
11. Suekey12
As as accountant, I just love the light-hearted mystery of this series.
Marie-Louise Molloy
12. Wezzie
You had me at the title~would love to continue reading it!!
13. JustMee
I have the whole series on my Amazon wish list.
I thinks it's about time I read more than the GREAT
discriptions! HaHa!
Lori Myers
14. trixie42
I love this series! Once I start one I can't put it down. I'm excited that I only have to wait until June for th next in the series, too.
lynette thompson
17. LYNETTE52
Death taxes and peach-Sangria another great book. I would love to read this book too
Nora-Adrienne Deret
18. NoraA
I love the title and the cover. I've seen a few reviews of the book and would love to actually win a copy . It would feel right at home in my 2000+ books home library.
Merle Carrus
23. merle
Sounds like fun...always fun to read a mystery about women and add in the IRS...it is better than filing tax forms! I will go back and start from the beginning.
Doris C. Losey
24. loseydoris
Enjoyed all the other titles in this series
Clydia DeFreese
26. clydia
I haven't heard of this author. I look forward to checking out her books. I enjoy humor with my mysteries.
Karen Cherubino
27. kcherubtx
I've read Death, Taxes and Extra-Hold Hairspray and just loved it. Have the others in the series on my wish list and would love to read this one, too.
Joanne Mielczarski
28. jtmswim
I love mysteries, and a humorous one will be entertaining to read.
29. Cindi
I adore the title and the cover of this humorous suspense book...
Many thanks, Cindi
30. Sally G
I really like the feel of this book, and the cover is fantastic. Love the peach pit skull.
Bruce Hamilton
31. deerwalker
Tara Holloway is such a great IRS agent she should be in movies.

Bruce
32. Cyn209
ok, i so need to start this series!!
thank you for the giveaway!!!
Pat Murphy
34. murphyp2011
Stumbled on her Death, Taxes and a Skinny no whip Latte this summer. Great read and this one sounds just as crazy and wild. Love the tickle part.
Cheryl English
38. RoyalCheryl
I just love the combination Title. Sounds like a great read.
Jackie Wisherd
42. JackieW
Would enjoy reading this book. Thanks for the info.
Brenda Tucker
43. rango3
A wonderful beginning for a humorous mystery - I love it.
jason fiske
44. off2europe
Love to read this one with a Peach Sangria in my hands.
vicki wurgler
46. bison61
I like the idea of a humorous mystery-I did read the excerpt and it sounds like a great read
Phoenix Vie
47. Phoenix
This series is new to me, but it looks like fun.
48. fritter
Great author and owned by a cat-can't get ay better.
Patricia
49. Patrekee
Eager to begin reading a new series with this kind of humor.
Laura McLendon
50. LMcLendon
I'm not familiar with this book series, that is till now. I have already added it to my reading list.
Melissa Keith
51. melly801
I am DYING to read this series. I just read about this book in Diane's newsletter. I love how it starts. lol!
Death, Taxes, and Peach Sangria sounds very entertaining and I'd love to win. Thanks!
Suzanne Rorhus
52. Rorhus
I've just read the first two in the series. I'm a fan!
Amie Ward
53. Amie
I love this series and having worked with several treasury agents don't find the situations she gets into that far off the mark.
However she certainly has a unique way of handling herself.
I can't wait to read this newest installment. It's a great series. Refreshing, funny, and never, ever dull.
Love the series and would love to win her newest book.
Beth Talmage
55. wordygirl
I have discovered some great series from Criminal Element. I'm betting this is another one!
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