Those Darn Cats!

It was only a matter of time. First they took the Internet with their antics, worming their way into our hearts and minds. Making fools of themselves for the humans. Lulling us into submission. Now the time has come for their greater plan to unfurl. Beware the Cat Party my friends. Seriously.

Recently, police in Iceland were called to the scene of a raucous house party being thrown by cats. Reports say that residents living around an abandoned house noticed several cats coming and going from the premises. You seriously couldn’t make this up folks. From the news story:

Police arrived at the scene and, entering the house, found no people there. However, two to three cats—the exact number is still unclear—were allegedly occupying the house. According to police reports, the cats were “snuggling” on a couch that had been left behind by the previous residents.

Officers on the scene sprang into action, immediately evicting the cats from the house. They then ensured that all doors and windows into the house were securely closed and locked, in the hopes of preventing an incident of this sort ever happening again.

At this point, we here at Crime HQ in NYC would gladly take squatting cats over Sandy woes any day. That being said, don’t trust those cats. They are just waiting for you to leave so that they can cuddle and carouse. You’ve been warned.

Hat tip Reykjavik Grapevine