ParaNorman: Olympics, Zombie-Style

Zombies I wouldn’t think would be the most agile of creatures in the paranormal realm. And this applies even more to the zombies in the stop-motion animated movie ParaNorman, which are not only undead but muscle-less.

If you have been watching the Olympics this past week, you might have seen the new TV spot for ParaNorman, a movie about a young boy who sees dead people and has to band together with an unlikely group of kids to save their town from an evil witch’s curse. While I thought the trailer was super cute, I don’t think zombies would be very good athletes.

What do you think? If zombies competed in the Olympics, what events would they do well in?

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