Every once in a while, something comes across the transom that just makes you go . . . wha? The story of Richard Kulma is one of those things. According to Gizmodo, Kulma was arrested drunkenly driving a stolen wheelchair down the streets of Utica, Florida. (I know, you can’t believe it took place in Florida.) Kulma apparently got into an argument with James Konkel at a nearby retirement home and drove off in Konkel’s motorized wheelchair.