So perhaps it’s not so astonishing that the police in Kentucky were recently called to the scene of a burglary where the suspect (in an ironic twist possible only in life, never in fiction, named “Toothman”), was wearing only a pair of boots and layers of peanut butter and chocolate.
Toothman apparently felt sorry for breaking into the store and smearing the tasty treats on the market floor, in the manager’s office and on his person because, in addition to discharging the fire extinguishers, he used a trail of Nyquil to spell out “Sorry” on the floor.
Hat tip The Smoking Gun.