Do you think the reason that The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is now hitting theaters 5 hours earlier (from calendar 12/21 to evening 12/20) is because Rooney Mara feels the clove-cigarette scented breath of competition down the back of her goth hoodie?
Crass language ahead, but what else would you expect from Emma Roberts and Joe Manganiello starring in Funny or Die’s The Girl with the Tramp Stamp Tattoo?