Your case is desperate. The evidence is overwhelming. The judge and jury hate you. It’s time for the legal maneuver of last resort.
No, kitten lawyers don’t understand the relevant statutes. Kitten lawyers don’t know how to object, cross-examine, or make powerful closing statements. However, unlike you, no one wants to make them sad. The verdict is: they’re totally adorable!
Kitten Lawyers: When your only hope is cuteness.