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Tue
Jun 11 2013 9:30am
Excerpt
Lotte Hammer and Soren Hammer

The Hanging by Lotte & Soren HammerThe Hanging by Lotte & Soren Hammer is the U.S. debut of this Danish brother/sister writing team. (available June 11, 2013).

One morning before school, two children find the naked bodies of five men hanging from the gym ceiling. The case leads detective Konrad Simonsen and his murder squad to the school janitor, who may know more about the killings than he is telling. Soon, Simonsen realizes that each of the five murdered men had a dark and terrible secret in common. And when Simonsen’s own daughter is targeted, he must race to find the culprit before his whole world is destroyed.

Published in twenty countries around the world, with more than 150,000 copies sold in Denmark alone, this book introduces a brother and sister duo who have taken the thriller world by storm. Fast-paced, suspenseful, and brilliantly written, The Hanging is a stunning crime novel from Lotte and Soren Hammer, two Danish authors whose international fame is exploding.

Chapter 1

Monday morning, fog rolled in over the land in white woolly waves. The two children could hardly see a meter ahead of them as they crossed onto the school grounds. They had to find their way from memory and soon their steps became hesitant and searching. The boy was slightly behind the girl, his school bag in his arms. All of a sudden he stopped.

“Don’t go on without me.”

[Continue on to read the full excerpt of The Hanging]

Tue
Jun 11 2013 8:45am

First we had Drive and more recently we got Fast and Furious 6. So are we beginning to see a resurgence of the car-chase in movies? It certainly starting to look that way in the trailer for the new film Getaway. Ethan Hawke plays a former race car driver who's wife is kidnapped. Hawke must complete a series of requests to get her back. Here's the official blurb:

Getaway is the gritty, heart-pounding action thriller from Warner Bros. Pictures and Dark Castle Entertainment in which former race car driver Brent Magna (Ethan Hawke) is pitted against the clock. Desperately trying to save the life of his kidnapped wife, Brent commandeers a custom Shelby Cobra Mustang, taking it and its unwitting owner (Selena Gomez) on a high-speed race against time, at the command of the mysterious villain holding his wife hostage.

What do you think?

Mon
Jun 10 2013 8:00pm

Another Little Piece by Kate Karyus QuinnAnother Little Piece by Kate Karyus Quinn is a dark young adult paranormal thriller (available June 11, 2013).

A girl stumbles out of the night wearing a garbage bag as a poncho. She has no idea where she is or how she got there. When the Oklahoma family who finds her call the authorities, a missing person report pings and her identity is revealed. The girl is Annaliese Rose Gordon, a teenager who disappeared one year ago from Buffalo, New York. On the night she vanished, she appeared at a party, covered in blood and screaming. No one had seen her since.

But the girl remembers none of this. She can’t explain where she’s been for the past year. She can’t explain the scar on her head or her short hair. Her mother and father pick her up, take her home, and try to reintroduce Annaliese to her love of chocolate, her best friend Gwen, and her love of family road trips.

The only problem is that the girl they’ve brought home isn’t Annaliese.

[What makes someone...herself?]

Mon
Jun 10 2013 1:00pm
Excerpt
Michael Pocalyko

The Navigator by Michael PocalykoThe Navigator by Michael Pocalyko is a financial thriller that wends from Nazi Germany all the way to modern-day Wall Street (available June 11, 2013).

On the darkest night of 1945, a 20-year-old B-24 navigator assists in the liberation of a German concentration camp. His haunting trauma is prologue to destiny.

Flash forward to present-day Manhattan. Warren Hunter, reigning master of the financial universe, is poised to close the world’s first trillion dollar deal. ViroSat is the Street’s biggest-ever technology play—an entirely new worldwide communication system. It will catapult his investment bank and the global economy into a bright future . . . if the deal goes through.

In Washington, ViroSat captures the attention of Senate political aide Julia Toussaint. Meanwhile, battered tech start-up veteran Rick Yeager has just landed his dream job at a mysterious but well-connected financial firm whose partners want a piece of the action.

Warren, Julia, and Rick are caught in a web of intrigue, money, power, and dangerous secrets. Coincidences are not what they seem as the past collides with the present in a way that will change their lives forever.
 

Prologue

April 1945
As darkness edged the empty dawn, the navigator inhaled violently. The Lucky Strike stub burned both his thumb and his lip. He chased the cigarette smoke with a shallow gulp of thick air then held his breath tenta­tively. The nicotine swirling in his lungs provided no relief. He flicked the tiny butt with a hrsssp into the thick mud at his feet. Nothing helped. The stench of death screamed, outshouting the senses. His head hammered hard. His heart raced in the comfortable tobacco rush as his stomach and bowels clenched in irregular spasms. Unable to hold the smoke in any longer, he exhaled and panted involuntarily, wishing for the hun­dredth time tonight that he could have stayed with the damn plane.

“Lieutenant?” The voice, kind and firm, called out to him. “Come on over  here.” It was the tall captain from air intelligence. “Stay with me. We have to talk to this Kraut. He may be what I’m looking for. He wants to say something. How about lending a hand? Can you make me under­stand him?” The navigator slogged through the rain-bred swamp. The mud, ankle-deep, stuck like paste to his flight boots. He approached the German soldier. Christ, he thought. How old can this one be? Sixteen? Seventeen? He studied the German intently. The young face was drained and quite pale, sweating despite the chill night mist. He had no facial hair except an uneven bristle of black stubble on his chin. A wild panic flushed in the boy’s eyes. It was the instinctual fear of a trapped animal.

The navigator himself was twenty, and he suddenly felt very old.

[Read the complete excerpt of The Navigator by Michael Pocalyko]

Mon
Jun 10 2013 12:00pm

Brilliance by Marcus Sakey, The Book of Someday by Dianne Dixon, Mystery Girl by David Gordon, Spider Woman's Daughter by Anne HillermanWhile you might not have been at Book Expo America, Criminal Element has you covered. BEA is a great chance to find authors with a little bit of something for everyone, so that's what we're bringing you today with four great advanced reader copies: Brilliance by Marcus Sakey, Mystery Girl by David Gordon, Spider Woman's Daughter by Anne Hillerman, and The Book of Someday by Dianne Dixon.

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[Find out more about these great new books!...]

Mon
Jun 10 2013 8:45am

Go ahead, make my day.It's unsure what would come of the nation without Florida. It seems as though the whole state has to be able to take a hard look at themselves and laugh. But especially the police force. The boys in blue in the Sunshine State get called on to take care of a lot of crazy. And when two different police departments were called on two tame unruly wildlife.

On two separate occasions, and in two completely isolated incidents both a Llama and an Kangaroo where forcibly subdued by Florida police officers. In Tallahassee, Scooter the llama escaped his pen. The 7 year old llama managed to evade authorities and lead them on a very merry chase down the middle of the road, only to be finally taken down by a Taser. Meanwhile, outside of Tampa, police chased a kangaroo for 10 hours before finally bringing down the errant marsupial with tranquilizers.

Scooter's owner weren't cited for any kind of damages, and in Florida, llamas are considered a domestic species, therefor not requiring a special permit to own. Florida officials also say that you can own a kangaroo as long as you get the popular permits, however no one has come forward to claim the “Hop-a-Long Roo” (see what I did there?).

Say it with me, only in Florida…

Mon
Jun 10 2013 9:30am

Hemlock Grove posterWhen I first saw posters for Hemlock Grove plastered on the walls of the New York City subway, I knew it was a series I couldn’t resist. Based on the book by Brian McGreevy, Hemlock Grove follows Peter Rumancek, a Gypsy boy and potential werewolf, and Roman Godfrey, heir of the local wealthy family, on their mission to solve and stop the series of grisly murders haunting their small Pennsylvania town.

The 13-episode series is Netflix’s attempt to rival HBO with similar content on demand, featuring a cast of familiar faces—including Bill Skarsgard, brother to True Blood’s Alexander—an excellent score, and direction from Eli Roth, of horror fame.

[At least the scenery will be nice...]

Sun
Jun 9 2013 2:00pm

This show might just be the crime genre's answer to Mad Men. Starz's Magic City follows hotel manager Ike Evans in late-1950s Miami. Not only is he left dealing with Miami's mob boss, Ben “The Butcher” Diamond, but is now faced with the changes of Castro's Cuba spilling over into Miami. 

Season 2 premieres June 14, will you be tuning in?

Sun
Jun 9 2013 10:00am

Enigma Of China by Qiu Xiaolong, the 8th book in the Inspector Chen series, involves political machinations in Shanghai (available June 18, 2013).

China is a country in flux, with a government determined to retain its communist heritage while also accommodating demands from a technologically advanced citizenry for increased personal liberties. These contradictory impulses birthed “socialism with Chinese characteristics,” a unique form of modern government at once rigidly idealistic and deeply pragmatic. Citizens struggle to reconcile political ideology with personal ambitions, taking advantage of the system without letting go of deeply Confucian values of family and face. It’s a setting built for secrets, that only the smartest, most persistent investigators can navigate toward truth.

Chief Inspector Chen Cao of the Shanghai Police Bureau is one of these people. He dreamed of being a poet when he was younger but, upon graduating from university, found himself hand-selected to work for the police department instead. Over the years, he’s worked his way up to being second-in-command, his promotion to the top stymied only by his superior’s not necessarily unwelcome political maneuvering. Chen has gained a reputation for being a cop who answers more to the truth and humanity than to political orders, and in Enigma of China, the 8th book in his namesake series, this rectitude may finally prove to be his downfall.

[The truth will not always set you free...]

Sat
Jun 8 2013 12:00pm
Excerpt
Danie Ware

Danie Ware Ecko RisingEcko Rising by Danie Ware is a science fiction thriller with literary qualities that questions what it is to be human (available June 11, 2013).

In a futuristic London where technological body modification is the norm, Ecko stands alone as a testament to the extreme capabilities of his society. Driven half mad by the systems running his body, Ecko is a criminal for hire. No job is too dangerous or insane.

When a mission goes wrong and Ecko finds himself catapulted across dimensions into a peaceful and unadvanced society living in fear of 'magic', he must confront his own percepions of reality and his place within it.

 

Prologue

“We’re bein’ stalked.”

It was evening. The press of people was close, huddled and submissive to the public monotone that accompanied them home.

Overhead, the streetlights were halogen-brilliant, obscuring the heavy, belly-down sky. The drizzle sparkled like shrapnel.

Fuller, tarnished aplomb in suit and overcoat, gave Lugan a nervous look. “You’re sure – ?”

“Shut up an’ keep moving.” One of the Cell commander’s massive, oil-stained hands grabbed Fuller’s elbow and propelled him swiftly through the crowd. A gang of kids, laughing at their own defiance, barged into them and were gone.

Reflexively, Lugan checked his pockets.

Get Collator. Sub-vocalised, his voice was transmitted from the back of his throat directly into Fuller’s ear. I want CCTV access – like now. Drones if we can get ’em.

Fuller gave a brief nod.

Tense now, Lugan checked the street. The light-pools were bright but the shadows were hard-edged and darker than oil. Everywhere he looked, unseen eyes looked back, unseen teeth were bared in black grins. He shivered, bristled.

What’re you looking for? Fuller asked him.

Dunno. Trouble.

Half-a-head taller than the blindly ambling workers, Lugan picked out the police-blue glow of the hoverdrone, watched it swing about and head back towards them.

Fuller was re-broadcasting Collator’s info-stream. Data input commencing 18:42:06… 07… Camera locations accessed. Drone ID: 23-987b accessed. Download commencing one minute and 45 seconds…

Lugan reached for a dog-end. “This stinks.” Watching the drone, he headed for the shelter of the buildingside. As he moved, the crowd stirred and parted.

A shred of silent darkness flickered in his wake.

What was...? Further back, Fuller’s voice came over the aural-link. Lugan!

“What?” Without thinking, Lugan spun, back to the wall and crouching, hand going for the ten-mil that wasn’t there. Breathing tightly, he kicked in his ocular heatseeker, but the ambivalent temperature of the blankly trudging people defeated him.

There was nothing there.

[Read the full prologue of Ecko Rising by Danie Ware]

Sat
Jun 8 2013 10:00am

Tiny paper sculpture jewelry by Katie StainerAs a child, I used to make “fortune tellers” out of a square of paper – remember them? It was my only real experience of what I now know is called origami. And if that word has conjured up crude swan and rabbit shapes, then think again... because Katie Stainer takes the skill to a whole new level. And books play a huge part in her work too.

Katie is based in Nottingham – in the UK's Midlands region, an up and coming area for contemporary craft and design. Originally from the historic city of Bath, she found inspiration in her gorgeous surroundings.

She explains: “I was surrounded by breathtaking architecture and natural beauty, and always had a fascination with the asthetic. My childhood passions leaned towards music and creative writing before I finally discovered my love of art and design. I completed a BA(Hons) in Decorative Arts at Nottingham Trent University in 2011 and haven't looked back!”

A designer maker specialising in unique origami jewellery and sculpture created using recycled and reclaimed books, Katie has a long-established love of reading.

[She truly consumes literature]

Fri
Jun 7 2013 4:00pm
Excerpt
Beth Groundwater

Fatal Descent by Beth GroundwaterFatal Descent by Beth Groundwater is the third in the traditional Outdoor Mysteries series featuring guides Mandy Tanner and Rob Juarez (available June 8, 2013).

Mandy Tanner and her fiancé Rob are leading an offseason rafting-climbing trip in Utah’s remote Canyonlands. Experienced guides, Mandy and Rob know they have to keep their cool after one of their group, Alex Anderson, appears to have become bear bait. Walled off from the outside world with eleven shell-shocked clients and miles of Colorado River whitewater ahead, Mandy’s nerves threaten to unravel when she learns that Alex’s death was not the work of a homicidal grizzly. Whether it was a crime of passion or the random act of a psychopath, Mandy fears that if they don’t root out the river rat among them, another camper will be running the rapids in a body bag.
 

Chapter 1

“I could kill him.”

With hands on her hips, Mandy Tanner surveyed the pile of gear heaped in the back room of the outfitter’s building. The rafts, oars and paddles, sleeping bags, mats, and tents were all there, as were the kitchen supplies, water jugs, coolers, portable toilet, first-aid kit, handheld radio transceiver, and myriad other supplies needed for a multi-day rafting trip. But Gonzo, one of the guides and their provi­sioner, had forgotten to bring some vital equipment—camping lan­terns to light their campsites in the evenings.

Mandy swallowed to tamp down the frustration threatening to clog her throat. That meant the only light they would have at night would be thin beams cast by flashlights or headlamps. Could they make do? No, dammit. They had to have at least two lanterns, and preferably a third for backup.

Mandy’s fiancé and business partner, Rob Juarez, gave a shrug. “Gonzo will find some.”

How could Rob be so nonchalant? She gazed at his infuriatingly calm and handsome face. “The clients will start arriving any min­ute, and I was counting on Gonzo’s jokes to put everyone in a good mood. He’s supposed to be here to meet and greet them instead of running around Moab trying to beg lanterns off another outfitter. With so many outfitters closed for the season, it’ll be tough finding them.”

Contrary to her better judgment, Mandy and Rob had assigned Gonzo Gordon, their best rafting guide, to provision this expedi­tion, their first outside of Colorado. She would have preferred to let Gonzo learn the ropes on a local trip that was less complicated. But Rob had suggested it to show their support of and trust in Gonzo, who was making good progress in his alcohol rehabilitation pro­gram. And Gonzo had assured her—multiple times—that he could handle being the “Quartermaster,” as he had dubbed himself.

“‘No problemo’, he kept telling me,” Mandy said as she stared at the equipment pile, “and now look where we are.”

Rob put a firm hand on each of her shoulders and turned her to face him. His puppy-dog brown eyes crinkled with worry as his gaze searched her face. “Yes. Look where we are. We are in Moab, Utah, ready to embark on our first combo rafting and climbing trip. We have twelve paying clients and all the gear we need except for two lousy lanterns.” He cocked his head. “You don’t usually get this stressed out by trip snafus. What’s got mi querida wound up so tight?”

While he waited for an explanation, he massaged her tight shoul­ders, easing the tension out of them. “Take a deep breath.”

Mandy did, inhaling Rob’s familiar aroma of leather, soap, and the grassy outdoors, and blew the breath out slowly. This was no way to start out. She needed to be relaxed and cheerful for the cli­ents to make sure they felt excited and confident about taking the five-day, hundred-mile trip down the Colorado River. They would travel along the placid waters of Meander Canyon, the whitewater rapids of Cataract Canyon, and a finger of Lake Powell that had flooded lower Cataract Canyon before they took out at Hite Marina. She couldn’t let her own worries cloud the clients’ perceptions of the upcoming adventure.

“You’re right. I’m sorry. It’s not Gonzo’s fault. It’s mine for not going over the manifest with him. I’ve been too distracted to man­age the setup for this trip as well as I should have.”

“This is the way it’s going to be as our business grows, Mandy,” Rob responded with frustrating reasonableness. “You’ll have to trust our employees to do their jobs. You can’t do everything. And what’s been distracting you?” He grinned lasciviously. “The handsome hunk you’re going to marry in a few months?”

Mandy finally smiled. She playfully slapped the standing waves tattoo on one of his muscular biceps. “Sure, I can’t keep my hands off your bodacious bod.”

Rob turned his face to show her his profile. “More like bashed-up bod.”

She traced a gentle finger down his crooked nose, accidentally broken by one of his best friends when Rob tried to break up a fist fight between fishermen. “The bashes just make you look more hot, my macho mountain man. No, the problem is the handsome hunk’s mother, who has to talk to me every single bleeding day about the wedding plans.”

[Read the full excerpt of Fatal Descent by Beth Groundwater]

Fri
Jun 7 2013 12:00pm

Baseball season is well under way, so it’s time to start reading about fictional murder in our favorite ballparks. Here are some of my favorite series and standalones, and even a short story anthology that talks about the great American pastime. So let’s play ball…

[Bring on the boys crimes of summer...]

Fri
Jun 7 2013 9:30am

A subway train roars through the night. Sweaty and surly, the crowded passengers inside avoid eye contact. The train lurches to a stop and more people squeeze in. Two men watch a pretty young woman carrying a white purse. A third man pushes his way though the cramped New Yorkers and stands beside the woman. She makes eyes at him. He makes eyes back at her while he picks her purse. The train lurches to another stop, and he slips off. The two men rush to catch him, but the doors slam shut and the train shoots off again.

So begins Samuel Fuller’s masterpiece Pickup on South Street. The pickpocket is Skip McCoy (Richard Widmark), a three-time loser who’s only been out of the joint for a few days. If the cops catch him picking pockets again, he’s looking at a life sentence, but he has bigger problems than jail. It turns out that the wallet he lifted on the train contains some secret microfilm that was on its way to a drop off with Communist agents when Skip liberated it.

[Keep your hands where we can see ’em, mister!]

Fri
Jun 7 2013 8:45am

The Dyatlov Pass IncidentOn February 2, 1959, in the Ural Mountains, something mysterious happened that remains unexplained to this day. A group formed as a ski tour of the Northern Urals led by Igor Dyatlov, consisting of 9 men and women, all mysteriously died. When the group failed to check in by February 12, a search party went out looking for them.

The searchers found an abandoned tent that was torn down, ripped apart from the inside, and covered with snow. Inside it, all the group's belongings and shoes had been left behind. Eventually every member was accounted for: every one of them was dead. What was strange was the manner of their deaths. The official report said that they all died from hypothermia, but three had fatal injuries consisting of major skull damage and chest fractures but possessed no external wounds. One woman was even found missing her tongue and forensic radiation tests showed high doses of radiation on their clothing.

So, really, it's the kind of event that is ripe for storytelling.  Below is the trailer for the Blair Witch-style horror movie inspired by these events. What do you think, are you in?

Thu
Jun 6 2013 12:00pm

Shadow People by James Swain is a supernatural urban fantasy and the follow-up to Dark Magic (available June 11, 2013).

What do you see when you turn out the lights during a séance? If you are Peter Warlock, a magician by day, a psychic by night, you see shadow people. Every Friday night, Peter and his group of psychic friends conduct a séance. In these séances, spirits transport him on a dark journey to a parallel world.

On one particular night, Peter sees a dark, faceless apparition. He then ventures to the dark side where he meets a man in a basement who has a handgun, a hunting knife, handcuffs, black hood, and chloroform. Doing what he always does to help him remember whom the spirits show him, he gives the man the nickname Dr. Death.

With a name like “Dr. Death,” your imagination might be inclined to conjure up your typical evil person in just about every supernatural horror film. Not this time. Dr. Death looks like your ordinary professor type.

[Unexpected, but still scary...]

Thu
Jun 6 2013 9:30am

Archie Goodwin by Austin BriggsMystery author Rex Stout was, by all reports, a flirt. He loved beautiful women, and to him, most women were beautiful. According to his daughter, shortly before he died at age 87, Mr. Stout engaged in some charming repartee with his hospital nurse—he flirted with her and she flirted back. How lovely, and to me, a devotee of Mr. Stout’s Nero Wolfe stories, not a surprise. Only a man who adores women could have created Nero Wolfe’s assistant, Archie Goodwin.

Archie is every woman’s dream man. He’s tall. He’s dark. He’s handsome. He loves to dance. And he’s one heck of a detective, determined to protect any woman who needs protecting. By looking at him through female characters’ eyes, it’s easy to see why women, me included, consider him a hero.

According to the Random House dictionary, a hero is “a man of distinguished courage or ability, admired for his brave deeds and noble qualities.” Check. Archie’s behavior defines heroism. Especially when it comes to women.

[Our hearts are sighing already]

Thu
Jun 6 2013 8:45am

In a not-so-distant future, America has come to be a peaceful place where crime is down to a nearly nonexistent level. All because one night a year all crime is legally allowed. One family inadvertently gets in the way of that in this thriller starring Ethan Hawke and Game of Thrones star, Lena Headey. 

Will you be seeing it this weekend?

Wed
Jun 5 2013 12:00pm

From its opening sentence, Cosmos by Witold Gombrowicz throws you off balance:

I’ll tell you about another adventure that’s even more strange.

Odd opening line, and a few pages later, the oddness continues. Our narrator and his companion Fuks are tramping through the woods somewhere in Eastern Europe looking for a cheap rooming house. Fuks says he knows of one nearby. It is hot, they are tired, and just off the forest path they come across something disturbing:

“A sparrow.”

“Ah.”

It was a sparrow.  A sparrow hanging on a piece of wire. Hanged. Its little head to one side, its beak wide open. It was hanging on a thin wire hooked over a branch. Remarkable. A hanged bird. A hanged sparrow.  The eccentricity of it clamored with a loud voice and pointed to a human hand that had torn into the thicket—but who? Who hanged it, why, for what reason?

And so our mystery has kicked off, and though the narrator (named Witold) and Fuks continue on to their rooming house and check in, they can’t shake from their minds the image of the hanging sparrow. In bed that night in the room he shares with Fuks, Witold suddenly realizes that he can’t hear Fuks breathing in the other bed. Where has Fuks gone?

But in that case...what if he had gone to see the sparrow? I don’t know why I thought of it, but I knew right away that this was quite possible, he could have gone, he had been interested in the sparrow, he was in the bushes looking for an explanation, his carroty, phlegmatic mug was just the thing for such a search, it was just like him....to ponder, to scheme, who hanged it, why did he hang it......anyway, he had awakened, or maybe he hadn’t gone to sleep at all, and, his curiosity piqued, he got up, maybe he went to check some detail and to look around in the night?...was he playing detective?...I was inclined to believe it.  More and more I was inclined to believe it.

It’s clear we’re not in the realm of a conventional mystery novel, and in fact, Cosmos is not a genre work per se at all.

[We like unconventional mystery novels too...]

Wed
Jun 5 2013 9:30am

“I made him an offer he couldn’t refuse,” Don Corleone murmurs like a king ordering an execution.

“Say hello to my little friend,” Scarface screams in a voice full of coke and murder.

“Lannisters always pay their debts,” Tywin Lannister seethes as he skins a giant dead beast.

Tywin Lannister (played by Charles Dance) counsels as he butchers.

Yes, Tywin Lannister follows in the bloody footsteps of great noir crime bosses through history. Ruthless, deadly builders of giant crime family empires and coiners of great catchphrases. 

When we first meet Lord Tywin Lannister (played by Charles Dance) in the HBO series Game of Thrones, based upon the novels by George R.R. Martin, he is not, as the rumors would have us believe, shitting gold. He is flaying a large animal, while telling his oldest son that he should have cut out the heart of their enemy, our beloved hero, Ned Stark. The message is clear. When someone wrongs you or hurts you, you destroy them. Whether with gold or Valyrian steel, Lannisters pay their debts.

[And crime runs in the family...]